What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is Luigi Mangjone being seen as courageous if he was too cowardly to look his victim in the eyes? Don't Hollywood heroes look their victims in the eyes when shooting/stabbing/choking them?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Is a light therapy mask a good investment?

Goldfinger

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are vampires real?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

How do you know when someone really loves you?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…